We get to work on setting atmosphere at the table and things to help with that.
Hexennacht or Witchnight is a derelict ship that is floating on the edge of current space travel. She is an ark ship that has been missing for the 200 years. She left Sol controlled space and lost contact with control. Hexennacht has just appeared on the Observation Stations sensors. No power and no crew that is responding. A ghost ship that has gone further than any ship before or since. No real damage that can be detected by sensor. She could be harboring something from the fringe of explored space or she got lost and has just now gotten back to humans. Maybe the ship hold information about what is out that far or a dire warning.
Are you frustrated by the near incomprehensible nature of magic? Are your mage friends making fun of you behind your back? The catalogue has a new product for you. From the catalog’s shadow subsidiary “Frobozz Magic and Electric” comes a new fragrance “Fluxx and Warp.” This fragrance will definitely put you mentally on par with your other colleagues. No longer will you be ridiculed for your lack of comprehension. During the annual wizards convocation, you will be on par with your peers while wearing this fragrance.
Just a spritz behind each ear and the magically enhanced pheromones begin to work. They synchronize with your mental acumen. Those that inhale the fragrance now match your IQ and level of comprehension. Simply put they are now as stupid as you.
And as an added bonus, the effects linger. Lasting anywhere between 4 to 6 weeks.
So just spray and go. Then sit back and take in the schadenfraude.
Warning do not use during family reunions or events of national importance.
Frobozz Magic and Electric are not responsible for law troubles, one night stands and national election results
Frobozz Magic and Electric, naysayers will be totemized
Jubilee noun ju·bi·lee \ˈjü-bə-(ˌ)lē, ˌjü-bə-ˈlē\
Definition of jubilee
1a : a special anniversary; especially : a 50th anniversary
b : a celebration of such an anniversary
2a : jubilation
b : a season of celebration
3 often capitalized : a year of emancipation and restoration provided by ancient Hebrew law to be kept every 50 years by the emancipation of Hebrew slaves, restoration of alienated lands to their former owners, and omission of all cultivation of the land
4a : a period of time proclaimed by the Roman Catholic pope ordinarily every 25 years as a time of special solemnity
b : a special plenary indulgence granted during a year of jubilee to Roman Catholics who perform certain specified works of repentance and piety
5 : a religious song of black Americans usually referring to a time of future happiness
Origin and Etymology of jubilee
Middle English, from Anglo-French & Late Latin; Anglo-French jubilé, from Late Latin jubilaeus, modification of Late Greek iōbēlaios, from Hebrew yōbhēl ram’s horn, jubilee
First Known Use: 14th century
Zendead- Big Eyes Small Mouth by Guardians of Order
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